BACHELORETTE POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 6

We lost a few key players last week, but the core of our dude pool is still in tact. Minus Mikey T's core, which ranks just above diamond on the Mohs Scale of Hardness.

This week, you'll see a number and a +/- symbol next to each bro's name. This represents the number of spots they moved up or down the rankings. A plus sign means they moved up and a minus sign means they moved down.

BUH-BYE!

8. Michael G (+1) - Big Mike is riding the struggle mobile hot tub right now. He broke all the rules last week when he became the aggressor on the 2 on 1 date with Ben. He hasn't gotten a 1 on 1 date yet, and my money would be on Brooks getting a second 1 on 1 before Michael gets his first. The only reason he's got a positive number next to his name is because three dudes were eliminated last week, and he moved up by default.

7. Kasey (+1) - Kasey doesn't bring much to the table, and now he's about to join Drew on a quest to get James kicked out of the house. It's the right thing to do, but it's not the smart thing to do. The only way to win is to stay above the fray, bray.

PLAYING FOR THE BRONZE

6. James (-3) - James took the biggest step back of any contestant this week, falling three spots to #6. It's pretty obvious why. James is a piece of shit, and everyone is starting to catch on. Des demonstrated her willingness to eliminate the villain last week when she axed Ben. It may take an episode or two before James gets his, but James will get his.

5. Drew (+5) - Drew took the biggest step forward of any contestant this week, moving up five spots to #5. That really says more about how bad the other guys are, though. Drew hasn't had a 1 on 1 date yet,  so we really don't know much about him. Look for him to get his opportunity this week, though. Maybe we'll learn something about him worth knowing.

4. Juan Pablo (+3) - If the middle of the pack is equally mediocre, who are you gonna keep around? The hot foreign guy you like making out with. Put it on the board. Every time. The fact that he has a daughter and not much to offer in the brains departement precludes Juan Pablo from joining the top group, though. 

3. Zak (+2) - Zak may have a chance, but it's still only a chance to win the bronze medal. I think his whole "decided not to become a priest after a soul-searching backpacking trip through Europe" story may have hurt him. BUT, he's a GREAT KISSER!!! 

ALPHA MALES 

2. Brooks (-1) Yeah, I have him moving down a spot this week, but there's no cause for concern here. Brooks and Chris may flip-flop week to week, but barring something crazy, it's looking like they're the permananet alpha dogs. The only thing that makes me nervous is that ABC is really pumping the Brooks/Des makeout scenes on the promos. It can't be that easy, can it??

1. Chris (+1) - You're making the rest of us look bad, dawg. Christ, he's a Hilfiger model...


Week 6 Recap comes out Tuesday. Buh-bye!